Saturday, April 17, 2010

i filed an extension

I emailed my father to see if he got my taxes in and if he had to forge my name. This was his response.

YEEEEAAAASSZZZZ MIIIZZZZ PATTERSON WE HERE AT HHIIPPTAX SERVICES WERE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SITUATION WITH OUT SAID OUTSIDE THE LAW ACTIONS AS YOU HAVE SUGGESTED....WE HERE AT HHIIPPTAX SERVICES ACTUALLY COINED THE PHRASE......"WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE"
AND AS DUSTIN HOFFMAN SAID IN THE GREEAT MOVIE "THE MARATHON MAN" ......."IT'S SAFE"......BUT ACTUALLY HE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.....HE JUST AGREED AND SAID IT WAS SAFE BECAUSE SOME OLD NAZI WAR CRIMINAL WAS DRILLING ON HIS TEETH WITHOUT ANY ANESTHETIC...PRETTY PAINFUL I SUPPOSE.....HOWEVER WE HERE AT HHIIPPTAX SERVICES ACTUALLY KNOW THAT IT IS SAFE....THEREFORE YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT THE PEOPLE WE KNOW WHO ACTUALLY KNOW PEOPLE ASSURED US IMPLICITLY THAT INDEED IT IS SAFE AND THEREFORE WE WILL BE ADDING THE EXTREME COST OF THIS SPECIAL SITUATION TO YOUR LIFELONG "TAB"...WE WILL SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE C-O-L-L-E-C-T......OR...IF THERE IS RESISTANCE IN THIS MATTER WE KNOW OTHER PEOPLE WHO WOULD PUT US IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE WHO COULD AND WOULD DIRECT US TO MORE CLANDESTINE PEOPLE WHO COULD COLLECT SAID "TAB".......

YOURS TRULY
THE PERSON....WHO IS ABLE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THE INITIAL....PEOPLE WHO KNOW

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