Saturday, April 25, 2009

at 12 and at 25....


you may not see it here, but an honest look in real life and let me tell you...its not pretty.


desperate times called for desperate measures. and what i didn't learn at 12 the first time, has come back to haunt me for a second whippin of consequences. here i am tonight to let everyone who is anyone who knows me know, that if ever in another 13 years i think i am so desperate that i might need to BOX DYE my hair, give me a gentle slap across the face and say remember when...
hopefully that will do the trick. and this will be the last time i have to learn this nasty hateful life lesson. to you who have had good experiences i congratulate you and hope that you offer your sympathy towards people like me in this world who have to rob a bank to up keep the golden locks. i have little more to say here tonight. i am going to attempt the sweet REM state of being, but am concerned about my ability to do so because of the acid that is currently seeping into my brain....

and to my dearest father...
Dear Daddy,
you said it when i was twelve, and i don't know if its still available, but i know you are an honorable man, good for your word, so does the offer still stand???
love,
your littlest princess
---gag cough cough

3 comments:

jennifirmin said...

First, your hair does not look bad, but that facial expression is scary. When I saw it I thought you where going craw out of my computer screen Ring style.

Coming from someone who has had many bad haircuts, bad dying attempts that had to grow out; hair accessories are a girls best friend. And going to your natural isn't all that bad, and you never have to worry about roots. BUT, I feel your pain. I once tried to give my hair highlights out of the box, MISTAKE! Thats part of the reason I am just going with my natural color from now until I start going grey.

Kat said...

Oh Sally.... I just frantically called and texted you.... thinking you had been robbed or beaten or both... However, I agree with Jennifer- it just looks strawberry blonde... I feel a bit of guilt about this since I told you to do it- but I honestly don't know what you're that upset about. Call ASAP to discuss. PS- I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the damn face of yours!!

Kelsey Foster said...

sally your hair is such a pretty color!!! don't do it!!!!!!!!